The Great American Road Trip
MY 50 STATES
Fifty states. Seven expeditions. Absolutely no efficient way of getting there.
Robert and Mike have decided to see all fifty states.
This would be considerably easier if either of them understood geography.
Across seven collectible series, they will crisscross America in a spectacularly inefficient attempt to visit historic landmarks, legendary cities, roadside curiosities, national treasures, questionable tourist traps, and anything advertised by enough billboards to make Robert insist they stop.
This is not the shortest route across America. It may, however, produce the better stories.
packed the wagon · mapped nothing
The Seven Series
Seven Chapters. One Very Long Drive.
My 50 States: Series One
Seven states. One station wagon. A deeply questionable itinerary.
Robert has the map. Mike has concerns.
Chapter Unopened
Apparently the shortcut was not a shortcut.
Chapter Unopened
Someone saw a roadside sign. Plans changed.
Chapter Unopened
Historic landmark ahead. World's largest something-or-other also ahead.
Chapter Unopened
Mike suggested checking the map. This suggestion was ignored.
Chapter Unopened
At this point, finishing all fifty states is mostly a matter of principle.
Chapter Unopened
Roadside America
The America They Keep Getting Distracted By
America contains extraordinary architecture, national monuments, museums, historic sites, and some of the most beautiful landscapes on Earth.
Robert and Mike are very interested in those. Unless there's a giant ketchup bottle nearby.
Final Call
The Journey Has Started
Series One is already on the road.
Six more chapters are waiting somewhere down the highway.
Possibly in the wrong direction.